Chandler can i be

Chandler's worst moment with Janice, however, takes place all the way back in Season 1 — not long after Chandler successfully breaks up with Janice following Phoebe's advice.

Prior to New Year's Eve, the gang agrees to not have a date for their get-together, but after Monica breaks the no-date pact, Chandler becomes so scared about being left alone at midnight at the gang's party that he invites Janice — y'know, the woman he tried so hard for so long to end things with that he was in a near-constant state of stress?

Yeah, that Janice. Since Chandler admits to Phoebe that he broke the pact to invite Janice, we can assume that this is definitely a date and not a casual hangout to prove that exes can be friends post-split. If it were the latter, Chandler wouldn't have fretted about breaking the agreement.

But Chandler being Chandler when it comes to relationships, he doesn't make his true intentions clear until things are past the point of no return.

At the party, Janice is friendly to Monica Courteney Cox , who's quite rude to her, and overall, she's happy to be back with Chandler. Rachel notes that Chandler carries a briefcase. This clue does not help. They look at each other, panicking. That, Monica squeals in agony, is not even a word. Monica and Rachel lose the game—and with it, their beloved apartment. No one knows how Chandler Bing makes his living. That includes, quite often, Chandler himself.

E ach episode of Friends engages in a cheerful act of bait and switch. In , in particular, those lines suggested that Friends might be a comedic rendering of Reality Bites , the Generation X touchstone that had premiered earlier that year—a story about young people attempting to eke some purpose out of a world that has given them none.

Friends was too enamored of its premises—New York and youth and all the magic that might be found in the mingling of the two—to deliver on its own implied pessimisms. The show emphasized the giddy possibilities of the stage of life that, when Friends premiered, was about to be given its own designation: emerging adulthood.

And so Friends , a family sitcom that celebrated the family you choose , was built not of betrayals, but of accommodations. That optimism was evident from the very beginning in the array of professions that Friends allotted to its core characters. Friends cared deeply, in its earnestly sardonic way, about the careers it had bequeathed to its protagonists. This was one of the fantasies Friends was selling: The show created a world whose denizens were able to take advantage of their work, rather than the other way around.

Except, that is, when it came to Chandler. Chandler, who is so indifferent about what he does that he is unable to pay his job even the small courtesy of hating it—Chandler, besuited and bedraggled, whose work in computer-something-or-other summons the amorphous anxieties of the coming digital age. Maybe he is a transponster. Does it matter? Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.

Monica, will you marry me? Monica : Yes. Phoebe : Where's Chandler? Joey : He's grieving. Monica : I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals. Chandler : Before or after you're executed by your own troops?

Joey : Hey, I started working on what I'm going to say at the ceremony. Wanna hear it? Monica , Chandler : Yeah. Joey : We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share.

Joey : It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have Joey : Okay, you guys, I've got a little more written Chandler : Yeah, yeah. Joey : When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I cannot help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving Monica : How bout receiving?

Joey : Yes! Joey : Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you? Chandler : It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me! Chandler : [to Ross] Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children The personal ad writes itself. Chandler : We're getting a house. Monica : We're getting a baby. Chandler : We're growing up. Monica : We sure are. Chandler : So who's going to tell them? Monica : Not it. Chandler : Not it. Damn it! Janice : [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!

And yet, I never run into Beyonce. Monica : Sex! Chandler : Seriously. Answer faster. Monica : I'm sorry, sweetie. When she said "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you. Chandler : It's like a big hug. Phoebe : Ross, how about you? Sex or food? Ross : Sex! Phoebe : What about sex or dinosaurs? Ross : My God, it's like Sophie's Choice. Phoebe : Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick? Joey : I don't know it's too hard. Rachel : Come on, you have to answer.

Joey : Okay No, food. No, uh I want both! I want girls on bread! Phoebe : Why would you kill his fish? Chandler : Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish. Phoebe : I'm going to get a coffee.

Anybody want anything? Monica : I'll have a latte. Ross : I'll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf. Chandler : I'll have a bagel with a little Phoebe : You know I was just being polite.

Joey : I'm hungry. Phoebe : We could eat the wax. It's organic. Chandler : Oh great, food with hair on it. Phoebe : No, not the used wax. Monica : [the Friends are at the beach] Okay, just don't go swimming right after you eat. Chandler : [to Joey] You know that's not really true. Joey : Try telling that to my Uncle Vinnie. Chandler : Why? What happened to him?

Joey : Nothing; he just really believes that. Monica : [chasing after him] Chandler. It happens to lots of guys. You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it. Chandler : [motioning with his hands] I'm not worried, I'm uh, I'm fascinated. Y'know it's like uh, Biology. Chandler : I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?

Monica : Whose little ball of paper is this? Chandler : Oh, it's mine. I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need, so I balled it up Chandler : And now I wish I was dead. Monica : Hey. Where's Joey? Chandler : Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? Joey : Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. Chandler : You've got waaaay too much free time. Chandler : Now, remember, Ben, keep your balance.

Ben : Thanks, daddy. Ross : No, remember, Ben, two mommies, one daddy. Ross : Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine. Chandler : Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits. Monica : You don't like the game, because you suck at it. Chandler : I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck. Ross : [glum] My wife's a lesbian. Joey : Cool. Chandler : Ross, this is Joey.

Joey, Ross. Chandler : All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers Joey : I just don't think that I want it that way though, you know?

I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of Chandler : Didn't you use to call it the Little Major? Chandler : Ross came fourth and cried! Ross : We were on a break! Chandler : Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you! Chandler : I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of out secrets.

Joey : What secrets? Chandler : Oh no-no, Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.

Joey : You'll tell me later? Chandler : You already know. Chandler : And this from the cry-for-help department: Are you wearing makeup?

Joey : Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model. Chandler : That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman. Joey : I don't get it. Why can't we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap. Chandler : That's different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth. Joey : OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.

Monica : Why must your family be Scottish? Rachel : Oh, it was horrible. He called me "young lady". Chandler : Ugh, I hate when my father calls me that. Joey : You think I need a new walk? Chandler : What? Joey : Well I've had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a 'take notice' walk.

Chandler : Are you actually saying these words? Monica : The sun is out! Chandler : [squinting in pain] Hey, remember when I had corneas? Nora Bing : Hi, Chandler. This is Dennis. He's a great guy Nora Bing : [softly] Chandler : Hello, Dennis. Thank you for pleasing my mother so. Ross : What are you doing? Chandler : Making chocolate milk. You want some? Ross : No thanks, I'm Chandler : You rent out these tuxes to celebrities for award shows.

Rachel : Yeah. Chandler : You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people screaming "Wow. You look fabulous.

Chandler : My dad slept with Mr. Monica : Who's Mr. Joey : I am telling this to Rachel. Monica : No, Joey. Joey : Unless Chandler : Unless what?

Joey : Unless you name your first born after me. Joey : Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name. Chandler : Your family name is Tribianni. Joey : Oh ho ho. You almost had me there. Monica : Hi. Chandler : You are not gonna believe what I did today. Monica : Well, clearly you didn't shower or shave.

Chandler : I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule. They should change the name to Ms. Chandler : Although, I hope they don't. Monica : Wait a minute, you staid home all day playing Ms. Pacman, while I was at work like some kind of chump? Chandler : Yeah, and I got all the top ten scores and erased Phoebe off the board. High five! Monica : What is the matter with your hand?

Chandler : Well, I've been playing for like eight hours. It'll loosen up, come on check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, their dirty words. Monica : Chandler, why would you do that? Chandler : Because it's awesome. Monica : You think this is clever? Chandler : Well, they only give you three letters, so after A. Monica : Wait a minute, this one's not dirty. Chandler : Well, it is, when you put it together with that one.

Monica : Oh, well, if you don't clear this off, you wont be getting those from me. Ben's coming tomorrow over to play this game, this can't be there. Chandler : Come on, he wont even know what they mean. Monica : He's seven, not stupid. Chandler : Have you talked to him lately? Monica : All right, I'm just going to unplug it Chandler : No, no, no, if you'll unplug it, then there will be nothing to show from my day.

It would be like I was at work! Chandler : Look at that, look at that, it's still there, this thing must have a primitive ROM chip! Monica : You gotta beat your scores. Chandler : With the claw? Monica : Fine, I'll do it. We gotta get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him "Pull my finger".

Chandler : Pull my finger Ross : Ok, look. You don't have to get married. We can just go home and take a shower. That's not so scary is it? Chandler : Depends on what you mean by "we". Ross : Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City. Get yours in the link in my bio so people will know just how 'you' you are. The designs mostly feature takes on Chandler's signature catchphrase written in the classic 'Friends' font.

As per Page Six, a few pieces nod to the character's fondness for baths, while others are printed with the definition of sarcasm, which as we all have emulated through the years, is Chandler's preferred method of communication. Meanwhile, a baby onesie reads, "I'll talk to you about it later," while another T-shirt asks a very relevant question given the coronavirus pandemic, saying, "Could I be any more vaccinated?

A post shared by Matthew Perry mattyperry4. Matthew had shared David's photograph in the T-shirt and jokingly captioned the post, "This guy has really good taste.

Whoever that is. The announcement about the merchandise comes on the same day as a new trailer for the highly anticipated Friends reunion released, in which Perry can be seen - in a very un-Chandler Bing move.